sorry bah nad, i had exam.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK. do you know what a d-orbital looks like you asshole? me neither you stupid white faggy cambridge professor creature thing. but i do now... do you wanna know what it looks like? do you?



OMFGWTFBBQPWN. i swear. i would never even have guessed. shit.

nevermind.

sigh.

let go and let God. just pray that He'll send an angel over to smack the examiners on the head. >.<



okayy. so. here's a little sump'n sump'n...


HOW TO DRINK ICE TEA:

Scenario A: Ice Tea is in front of you, there is a straw in it.
1. Place straw between lips.
2. Ensure there are no gaps between your lips and the straw, whereby the region within your mouth and the straw is airtight.
3. Suck gently. Tea should begin to flow into your mouth after 0.8 seconds.
4. Using your throat muscles, gently squeeze the tea down your throat. This is known as swallowing.
5. Now pause. Stop sucking and remove your lips from the straw. Take a breath.
6. Repeat. When you are more experienced, you can perform step 3 and 4 longer before taking a breath.

CAUTION: Begginers should attempt this around more experienced Ice Tea drinkers, beware of choking. Choking occurs when Tea flows down your windpipe instead of your oesophagus.


Scenario B: Ice Tea is front of you, no straw.
1. Place edge of cup/glass of Ice Tea between lips, placing upper lip on the inside of the cup/glass and lower lip on the outside. Doing otherwise can result in a messy you.
2. Tilt cup/glass slowly with the bottom turning in an upwards direction. Again, doing this too quickly can result in a messy you. With more experience, you will discover the optimal degree to tilt your beverage at different volumes.
3. Tea should begin to flow into your mouth after 0.6 seconds. Stop tilting cup/glass when this happens.
4. Using your throat muscles, gently squeeze the tea down your throat. This is known as swallowing.
5. Now pause. Remove glass from mouth, reverting it back to its orginal state (perpendicular to flat surface, ie. table, counter etc.)
6. Repeat steps 3 and 4 when ready.

Scenario C: There is no Ice Tea nearby.
1. Find a cup/glass of Ice Tea, a straw is optional.
2. Follow guide from scenario A or B depending on whether you have the optional straw or not.


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