Of Suspicious Janitors and Berry Cakes

Okay, so here's a tale to sing in the ole taverns me friends. So grab a pint and gather round, sit your tiny bottoms down.


Once upon a time, there were two boys called Peo and Weo. Their mothers were gonna call them Leo and Neo but they were high at the time so they decided it would be funny to mess up their sons’ lives forever by giving them really really really embarrassing names. Hence, Peo and Weo. Peo and Weo eventually became good friends, upon discovering each other’s intellect and obsession with… uh… let’s just call it ‘cucumber’. One day a man named Fresh Haddock took a bunch of retards for a school trip to a place of great… not-so-greatness. Everyone was shocked because… well… they were retarded. Except for Peo and Weo. They were EXTREMELY retarded.

Unbeknownst to the bunch of retards, Fresh Haddock had his own evil plot in mind. He didn’t take them out because they needed a break, he took them out because he wanted to embarrass them in front of billions and billions of people by signing them up for an evil sport called… [insert scary music here] BUCKETBALL! Yes… bucketball was an evil sport of… great evil, because it would embarrass the heroes until they were so embarrassed that they would cry or something. Upon realizing this, Peo and Weo warned everyone and they began jumping on their beds. Tomorrow was the big game…

They lost. Oh well. No one cried. Fresh Haddock was slightly disappointed but was glad now that he realized he was technically their team coach. Technically.

Then of course there was the matter of swimming. Yes, it was up to the brave Peo to save the team from further embarrassment by swimming really really fast. Though he knew he wouldn’t win against these guys. They were swimmers, unlike Peo, whose only swimming ‘training’ was his annual shower… 3 months ago. Peo desperately swam like a sperm cell that knew there was no egg tomorrow. And won back a bronze medal. Weo was shocked. So he smo- I mean ate some cucumbers. Yeah, he ate some cucumbers. Peo shot himself. Then he got stepped on by fellow retard Reez. That sucked. He woke up.

Part 2 coming tomorrow…
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--- Chr- uh… lets just say I’m Peo.