Weekend

well. i got a visit from Sean. yep. he came and visited me from Brunei over the weekend. so nice of him, yeh? he arrived on Friday and we went and watched Rambo. it was so retarded, it was funny. rambo can kill 15 men with a bow and 14 arrows! rambo can stab homosexual tyrants with his not so pointy machete! rambo can rip out people's throats with his hands!

anyway. while i complained to sean about my many many many complicated problems, he told me something that just made so much sense.

"God was kind enough to give men a brain and a penis. but not enough blood to use both."

women oughta be more patient with us.