A Brief History of my Hair.

In the beginning (of Chris' lief. yes, lief.), he had no hair. then he had a bit of hair. then he had no hair again. then he had hair. and then he had no hair again. if you can imagine this going on for about the first 12 years of his lief, then you probably know about his swimmerness. at 12, he did a german shepherd. but it just looked like someone pissed on his head, and thus he was granted the title of "Pisshead". title, bitch. title.

after some time, he gained paowurz lawl. ahem. like so:



but eventually he got bored of it and went back to having no hair. then he had a bit of hair. and it went all pink in front like a heliconia/exotic bird hybrid. and then... he had no hair again.


then he forgot to cut his hair (intentionally) for 23 years and 7 months, and it gave him wicked lulz.




of course, this lulz only lasted for so long. then he did the unthinkable. he halfed his lulz and added a quarter of Iran. but he was not complete. when his n00klier reached critical, the last quarter was filled with lame, and the end result was:





chris: actually, after i cut my hair, the guy went ahead and dyed it. and today i put on fake extensions so my mom wouldn't feel awkward doing it alone. now my mom looks great and i look like an emo mcr wannabe loser. /wrists. i used dragonball to make it seem a lot more epic. it worked didn't it?